matthew’s dick

Very, extremely small

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick

by BigDickNibba69 May 17, 2018

Matthew's dick

Yankee wit no brim

Friend 1: is Matthew's dick circumcised

Friend 2: ye he got that yankee wit no brim

by Ihateblackpeople69 May 14, 2020

matthews dick

Very Small

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder

by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017

Brian Matthews dick

Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick

Brian Matthews dick is massive

by Brian's Matthews dick February 8, 2021

big dick matthew

an omega hot guy with a huge dick only to clap one particular girl cough cough

big dick matthew just clapped erin omega hard!! she said it was like 11 inches !!!

by your momma 🥵 February 24, 2019