matter baby

cringey joke

1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?

by yoinketh June 1, 2020

matter baby

An aborted fetus.

My brother had a matter baby with his wife

by PussyMasterGuy January 17, 2017

Matter Baby

My girlfriend thinks this a cute phrase and considers it very adorable.

“you are my matter baby 🙈”

by BigBrownDick786 May 20, 2020

The Matter Baby

Ask what it is and your automatically gay

Friend: "Hey bro, I just found the matter baby today"
Me: "What's the matter baby?"

Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "

by Your Ego March 8, 2020

what's a matter baby?

this phrase is often used in a joking matter to trick people into asking "what's the matter baby?"

dude i saw a matter baby downtown! its cool!

what's a matter baby?

nothing much, what bout' you baby girl

by xaineyboyy February 21, 2024

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010