matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.
After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.
by Would that one that October 12, 2017
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Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
Oh no you have matt Yamagata disease.
by CD Smasher February 06, 2020
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