matilf

mom and teacher id like to fuck

dude......... mrs. jones is the biggest matilf ever

by bobulous April 22, 2006

Matilda Brewe

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.

"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021

by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021

Matilde

Matilde is literally the most perfect person ever. Matilde is gorgeus, cute, smart, nice and every good word I can‘t remember. Seriously Matilde I think about you all the time I just wanted you to still feel the same. And if you ever see this and think this might be about you, well, yes, Matilde Coelho, this is for you.

Sorry, Matilde, for this stupid text.

by Martim Simp >:) November 30, 2020

mamilf

middle aged man i’d like to fuck (not a dad).

Nicole: is that a dilf?
Avery: no, that’s a mamilf.

by ya momma milf October 19, 2020

Matilde

Matilde aka Mati who always sleeps a lot and have such a great sense of humor, makes me laugh no matter what and a Kpop lover. Sure she annoys me but I luv her to death. Always makes my day 100000 precent better and makes me feel less lonely like I mean the world to her. Since her name is unqie it’s not common to see her name pop up on the screen. She has gone through something hard in her life but still today I see her as a strong person like always. She may not seem sad but she is and seeing her sad and not talk about her feelings hurts me. If ur reading this.. I luv u bitch!

Matilde:An amazing personality unique person

by MyBooAsian May 24, 2018

MailFucked

When you get spammed via email, text, or any form of online communication from any unwanted person and/or online company.

I hate getting mailfucked by relatives on facebook.

I just got mailfucked again by a groupon coupon offering me 20 percent off some shitty wine rack.

by ThaChaz April 26, 2011

Matilynn

Matilynn has several nicknames and the most popular is Mattie. An amazingly sexy, beautiful girl who will take you forever to figure out. Matilynn can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matilynn are happy, everyone around them feels happier. It's like a kind of light shines through them. But when Matilynn are sad, it almost breaks your heart. Matilynn has a different way of looking at everything, that will catch you off guard sometimes. Even when they don't show it, they are often extremely sensitive to other people's emotions. Matilynns are beautiful, hilarious, creative, and different as snowflakes. Usually have a very, very sexy body and gorgeous face that everyone notices. They are very direct and tend to say what is on their mind, but they can also be playful and adorable. They tend to be full of contradictions and are extremely complex. Matilynns tend to be amazing pole dancers and give the hottest lap dances. EVER. Though they are nice to everyone, they are very selective when it comes to dating, so if you are a lucky enough bastard to get one, don't ever let her go.

Matilynn is so beautiful.
Matilynn can be a really big gay.
Matilynn can be a dick to others when she's caught at the wrong time.

by YoUr MoThEr My bED December 18, 2018