Mathopartisism
The best religion on Earth. Mathopartisism aims to create a happy and giving society, where everyone feels welcome. Mathos abide by the five pillars: Happiness, Loyalty, Love, Trust & Faith. There are no large commitments when becoming a Matho, but one must accept and embrace the five pillars, and go through the brownee ceremony (or you can just eat a brownie). Among these, there are many other activities Mathos take part in!
Here is an excerpt from the Holy Book of Matho:
"The sacred song of the religion is entitled
'Viva La Vida' by Coldplay. The song is a cornerstone of the religion and is played at every meeting. The song includes 6 key gestures. First, is the smiling and upwards hand motion signaling a smile. This is the sign for happiness. Next, members in the circle will link arms to symbolize loyalty. After this, members shall form a heart shape with their hands and stomp one foot on the ground to show love. Then, members in the circle will wave their hands in the center in a circular motion to show trust.
Finally, members must make a praying motion with their elbows and forearms attached and hands as high as possible to symbolize faith."
Mathopartisism is a beautiful religion, that intends to make people happy and benefit society! We hope you consider joining. :)
Here is an excerpt from the Holy Book of Matho:
"The sacred song of the religion is entitled
'Viva La Vida' by Coldplay. The song is a cornerstone of the religion and is played at every meeting. The song includes 6 key gestures. First, is the smiling and upwards hand motion signaling a smile. This is the sign for happiness. Next, members in the circle will link arms to symbolize loyalty. After this, members shall form a heart shape with their hands and stomp one foot on the ground to show love. Then, members in the circle will wave their hands in the center in a circular motion to show trust.
Finally, members must make a praying motion with their elbows and forearms attached and hands as high as possible to symbolize faith."
Mathopartisism is a beautiful religion, that intends to make people happy and benefit society! We hope you consider joining. :)
Mathopartisism by Micah M :) March 28, 2024
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