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Mathopartisism

The best religion on Earth. Mathopartisism aims to create a happy and giving society, where everyone feels welcome. Mathos abide by the five pillars: Happiness, Loyalty, Love, Trust & Faith. There are no large commitments when becoming a Matho, but one must accept and embrace the five pillars, and go through the brownee ceremony (or you can just eat a brownie). Among these, there are many other activities Mathos take part in!

Here is an excerpt from the Holy Book of Matho:

"The sacred song of the religion is entitled
'Viva La Vida' by Coldplay. The song is a cornerstone of the religion and is played at every meeting. The song includes 6 key gestures. First, is the smiling and upwards hand motion signaling a smile. This is the sign for happiness. Next, members in the circle will link arms to symbolize loyalty. After this, members shall form a heart shape with their hands and stomp one foot on the ground to show love. Then, members in the circle will wave their hands in the center in a circular motion to show trust.
Finally, members must make a praying motion with their elbows and forearms attached and hands as high as possible to symbolize faith."

Mathopartisism is a beautiful religion, that intends to make people happy and benefit society! We hope you consider joining. :)
This brownie made by the Mathopartisism members is the most amazing I have ever had!
by Micah M :) March 28, 2024
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Mathopartisism is a religious organization that looks to bring happiness to the world.

There are five pillars of matho: happiness, faith, loyalty, trust, and love.

The rules are not strict, however remaining kind is a key principle. Members bake brownies every month to bring smiles to family and friends, and bake for the less fortunate. It is a quickly growing organization, and one that will bring smiles wherever it goes. Members also worship the song “Viva la vida” and use the affirmative command of “huzzah” to indicate a “yes” to any rule changes.

HUZZAH
Dude: “bro are you coming to the brownie baking party?”
Girl: “is it for mathopartisism?”
by brownies! April 5, 2024
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