Mathopartisism 

The best religion on Earth. Mathopartisism aims to create a happy and giving society, where everyone feels welcome. Mathos abide by the five pillars: Happiness, Loyalty, Love, Trust & Faith. There are no large commitments when becoming a Matho, but one must accept and embrace the five pillars, and go through the brownee ceremony (or you can just eat a brownie). Among these, there are many other activities Mathos take part in!

Here is an excerpt from the Holy Book of Matho:

"The sacred song of the religion is entitled
'Viva La Vida' by Coldplay. The song is a cornerstone of the religion and is played at every meeting. The song includes 6 key gestures. First, is the smiling and upwards hand motion signaling a smile. This is the sign for happiness. Next, members in the circle will link arms to symbolize loyalty. After this, members shall form a heart shape with their hands and stomp one foot on the ground to show love. Then, members in the circle will wave their hands in the center in a circular motion to show trust.
Finally, members must make a praying motion with their elbows and forearms attached and hands as high as possible to symbolize faith."

Mathopartisism is a beautiful religion, that intends to make people happy and benefit society! We hope you consider joining. :)

This brownie made by the Mathopartisism members is the most amazing I have ever had!

Mathopartisism by Micah M :) March 28, 2024

mathopartisism 

Mathopartisism is a religious organization that looks to bring happiness to the world.

There are five pillars of matho: happiness, faith, loyalty, trust, and love.

The rules are not strict, however remaining kind is a key principle. Members bake brownies every month to bring smiles to family and friends, and bake for the less fortunate. It is a quickly growing organization, and one that will bring smiles wherever it goes. Members also worship the song “Viva la vida” and use the affirmative command of “huzzah” to indicate a “yes” to any rule changes.

HUZZAH

Dude: “bro are you coming to the brownie baking party?”
Girl: “is it for mathopartisism?”

mathopartisism by brownies! April 5, 2024

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022