mathew killer

A overweight fat dog who spends his life buying micro transactions on ps4. Also wouldn’t know what to do with a girl if he even got the chance.

Oi mathew killer your a stupid fat dog

by Killer Is Fat January 10, 2018

Matthew [contract killer]

A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.

1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.

by Aron Tel August 16, 2008

Matthew Killen

Smokes and sniffs only the best ket fresh from Glasto. Can often be spotted in art or in Magaluf with the lads doing a cheeky line before he flies back to mold a clay statue on some more ket

Student "I wonder where our teacher is?"
Student 2 "Ahh Matthew Killen he's probs in either Magaluf or Kavos with the lads he'll be back soon"

by Agatha Webb February 25, 2019