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messificated 

One of those spontaneous drunken terms which are created at 3am. Let me try to define it: The act of being really messed up, hence the "ficated" at the end.
And I'm quoting "Man you are messificated"
messificated by slaty October 9, 2006

mossification 

the act or process of changing parts of something using the Moss method
The old dildo required mossification of the motor, It made that dildo purr when I put a bigger & faster motor in it.mossified
mossification by mossified September 10, 2011

missification 

a process of rendering something more agirlable to chicks.
The predominance of celeb gossip in the 'news' is just one more example of the missification of society.
missification by orangefoxca November 7, 2012

massification

The broad economic spectrum as defined by the oligopoly of media's control and interpretation of their content.
"The Dark Knight" will exemplify Warner Brothers mastery of massification.
massification by J. Casey Kucera October 20, 2008

Mastification 

to have sex with all the whores of your
harem at one time.
shit mastafication is the bomb!!
Mastification by Kurt Himself August 15, 2003

Mastificator 

Someone who doesn't understand what you're trying to say, when you're trying to call them stupid nonchalontly.
Person 1: "Hey man, not the orangest carrot in the bunch huh?"
Person 2:".... wat"
Person 1: "You're such a mastificator man.."
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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