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i mashtared my toe against the door
mashtar by Snoflake Inwinter May 8, 2005
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masktard 

A person who doesn't question authority and mindlessly complies to mandates (not laws) given by left authoritarian government, to the detriment of personal autonomy, freedom, jobs, livelihoods. Their own mantra of "my body, my choice" goes out the window, because their fear and devotion to compliance overrides your rights as a free citizen to choose for yourself. They insist you must do as they do or you're a selfish grandma-killer, which betrays their faith in the mask's effectiveness in the first place.
I was just going about my business and this masktard got in my face and lectured me about not wearing a mask.
masktard by asenath7766 September 22, 2020
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MaSTAR Media 

The act of rotoscoping (tracing) in animation without giving credit.

The popularity of a particular YouTuber (MaSTAR Media) caused those to shame animators using the same technique as him.

Generally, you simply cut this down to MaSTAR.
"This is such a MaSTAR Media"

"Whatta MaSTAR!"

MashTaco 

Time to unleash my inner MashTaco and win
MashTaco by Victorgod123 December 27, 2020

masktard 

A combination of words:
a mask and a retard.
An ignorant, stupid person constantly wearing a government-recommended N95 mask ( never properly fitted ) trying to stop Covid-19 viruses from spreading.
The smallest hole in the mask is 330nm. The Covid-19 virus size is 125nm ( 2.6 times smaller than the smallest hole in the mask ).
Thake a look: there goes another one of those masktards.

MASKTARD 

THOSE IDIOTS WHO THINK WEARING A MASK STOPS EVERYTHING.
HEY MASKTARD,ITS A TIGER EATING YOU, THE MASK WONT HELP !!!!!
MASKTARD by Wayne M. October 7, 2020
A meal consisting of mashed potatoes and pasta.
Person 1: What should we have for dinner tonight?
Person 2: I fancy some Mashta.
Mashta by Emalay Emalo December 20, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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