mascumpone 

mascumpone is the white, sticky, cheese-like goo that a guy expels from his dick when he whacks off and blows his load.

I jacked off in the lockerroom this morning, and now my jock is full of mascumpone!

mascumpone by eda-skip May 15, 2023

mascumpone 

mascumpone

I peeled back this dude's foreskin, and he had nearly an ounce of mascumpone!

mascumpone by eda-skip May 20, 2023

Masculoner 

A Masculoner, or someone suffering from Masculonerty are terms coined by J.D. Pugh, as used to describe men unjustly suffering without female friends/relationships/without female sexual partners because of Misandrist stereotypes involving negative assumptions of male sexual, social, and societal behaviors based solely on a males naturally occurring Masculinity in physical traits.

Because rugged looking guys are tired of being purposely ignored or walked away from when attempting to approach women, many men suffering from Masculonerty will be hoping to win some sort of attention from the opposite sex by wearing more form fitting denim pants at waist level to accentuate the V shape of the torso, and show off a little shape with jeans hugging well defined quads and round squat butt. They are always without female company and suffer from Masculonerty.

Men that can be observed wearing pants much lower around bony hips, much less form fitting to hide their Flamingo-like leg shape and flat wall booty are far more desirable to women.

Often times a Masculoner is called “Total Asshole”, or “creep”, or “pig chauvinist” for saying a woman looks nice in her outfit, or her hair is cute, but when a smaller less threatening looking and far less handsome male can say the same thing or even far more degrading and even say objectifying things to women, yet females still react in a positive manner and will end up going to date/hook up with skinny twerp, because he is a funny guy.

Jimmy’s a Masculoner who loves to lift weights, has a heavily muscular frame as a byproduct of his hobby, is over 6 feet tall, 240+ lbs no fat and looks like a football warrior no doubt, but then he’s also very sweet, caring individual who loves animals and is good with kids, handsome, well groomed, clean, funny, intelligent, knows how to bring most females to orgasm, eats ass, is dominant in bed, doesn’t play nice guy, inked up…but he’s a Masculoner. I’ve never heard any of the women in the gym talk to him or about him and they always seem to get angry when he’s working out anywhere near them.

Masculoner by SuperChunk85 April 6, 2023