mascumpone
mascumpone is the white, sticky, cheese-like goo that a guy expels from his dick when he whacks off and blows his load.
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Masculoner
A Masculoner, or someone suffering from Masculonerty are terms coined by J.D. Pugh, as used to describe men unjustly suffering without female friends/relationships/without female sexual partners because of Misandrist stereotypes involving negative assumptions of male sexual, social, and societal behaviors based solely on a males naturally occurring Masculinity in physical traits.
Because rugged looking guys are tired of being purposely ignored or walked away from when attempting to approach women, many men suffering from Masculonerty will be hoping to win some sort of attention from the opposite sex by wearing more form fitting denim pants at waist level to accentuate the V shape of the torso, and show off a little shape with jeans hugging well defined quads and round squat butt. They are always without female company and suffer from Masculonerty.
Men that can be observed wearing pants much lower around bony hips, much less form fitting to hide their Flamingo-like leg shape and flat wall booty are far more desirable to women.
Often times a Masculoner is called “Total Asshole”, or “creep”, or “pig chauvinist” for saying a woman looks nice in her outfit, or her hair is cute, but when a smaller less threatening looking and far less handsome male can say the same thing or even far more degrading and even say objectifying things to women, yet females still react in a positive manner and will end up going to date/hook up with skinny twerp, because he is a funny guy.
Because rugged looking guys are tired of being purposely ignored or walked away from when attempting to approach women, many men suffering from Masculonerty will be hoping to win some sort of attention from the opposite sex by wearing more form fitting denim pants at waist level to accentuate the V shape of the torso, and show off a little shape with jeans hugging well defined quads and round squat butt. They are always without female company and suffer from Masculonerty.
Men that can be observed wearing pants much lower around bony hips, much less form fitting to hide their Flamingo-like leg shape and flat wall booty are far more desirable to women.
Often times a Masculoner is called “Total Asshole”, or “creep”, or “pig chauvinist” for saying a woman looks nice in her outfit, or her hair is cute, but when a smaller less threatening looking and far less handsome male can say the same thing or even far more degrading and even say objectifying things to women, yet females still react in a positive manner and will end up going to date/hook up with skinny twerp, because he is a funny guy.
Jimmy’s a Masculoner who loves to lift weights, has a heavily muscular frame as a byproduct of his hobby, is over 6 feet tall, 240+ lbs no fat and looks like a football warrior no doubt, but then he’s also very sweet, caring individual who loves animals and is good with kids, handsome, well groomed, clean, funny, intelligent, knows how to bring most females to orgasm, eats ass, is dominant in bed, doesn’t play nice guy, inked up…but he’s a Masculoner. I’ve never heard any of the women in the gym talk to him or about him and they always seem to get angry when he’s working out anywhere near them.
Masculoner by SuperChunk85 April 6, 2023
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026