masculution

A solution provided by a a male that females find absurd. Often provided in the most effective manner that still requires the least thought, planning or action.

She was upset that her husband's masculution was to place cardboard under a table leg instead of actually fixing it.

masculution by MartyMcFlab October 20, 2020

Masculating 

Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)

The act of strutting one's stuff online.

An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.

Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.

An online form of male masturbation.

"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..

Masculating by DjDave71 March 4, 2008

Musculation 

A word deriving from French, which means "bodybuilding." This use arose amongst Americans learning French who were too lazy to learn how to pronounce words in another language and instead decided to appropriate. This appropriation amounts to an Americanized version of the original French word which greatly improves it. Leave to American ingenuity to heterosexualize the gayest language on Earth.

Hey man, let's go hit the gym and work on our musculation.

Musculation by Big C Crime$pree August 2, 2016

e-masculating

1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.

E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.

e-masculating by Telemonian May 30, 2018

Jugular masculation 

To rip out the jugular and use it to silence a lamb that has been sacraficed by a rabi. Usually used in satanic ceremonies to call upon the devil.

Steven: Hey bro you ready for the ceremony tonight?
Scott: Yeah bro. Are you talking about the jugular masculation where we rip out the person who’s name comes out the hats jugular?
Steve: Yeah it’s going to be so good.

Jugular masculation by Biggest_Boi_Chungus April 13, 2019

musculation 

le fait de se faire lécher l'aisselle (et lautre aiselle aussi) par le chat

Laautre jour mon cha m'a émusculationé

musculation by Rruha April 10, 2020