"I've been talking to the ships computer" said Marvin. "It hates me."

"I could calculate your chances of survival, but you won't like it."
by Bionicle718 April 24, 2007
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A Goldfish Who You Were Taking For A Walk, And All The Sudden This Nigger Hits Marvin, But Marvin Lives And Ends Up Dying Because Ur Retarded Ass Took a Fucking Goldfish For A FUCKING WALK.
Tell Your FUCKING Goldfish Not To Pull A Marvin
by LoGotti September 26, 2016
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Marvin, (slang): Term used to describe a visible erection by any individual in clown attire and clown industry standard facial makeup. Note; Said individual need not be a professional clown.
Useful when needing to address a clowns tumescent phalus in the presence of children.
"That's the last time we hire "Shakes the Clown", he had a visible Marvin the entire time."
by Lord AlaBastard April 9, 2016
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Dick 1:Eyy who is that black nigger
Dick 2:that’s a Marvin my G,
Dick 1:oh, what phuckin nigga
Dick 1:hey Marvin
Marvin: what?
Dick 1: your a phuckin nigga
by Bhig Dixon myash August 13, 2019
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Marvin is amazing!! He is perfect and is very handsome. Marvin isn’t a very common name which makes it even more special and unique!
Hey Marvin!

My names not Marvin?

Oh sorry your just so handsome I thought it was.

No prob bro!
by Turtles-or_frogs August 1, 2021
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Seriously full of love and patience for all. Might have to get past all his kidding around before you notice. Whiskey-chaser, reformed skirt-chaser, a serious butterfly chaser who hates to be chased himself. Ridiculously cute. Endlessly generous.
Man, what I need in my life is a Marvin.
by Madefiner June 25, 2010
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