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martian rocks 

The world's strongest bud! Lab tests confirm it at 98.2 % THC.

Process. A top shelf-nug is first dipped in hash oil, dusted with fire kief, rolled in a CBD extract, coated in pure THC crystals, doused in CO2 Oil, lovingly smothered in bud budder, generously sprinkled with green crack, followed by a dash of dank dust, and finally a refreshing dip in weed jello-o. It's been described as a "killer high".

Literally, as smoking these will lead to your sudden death.

See also: Moon Rocks.
1) "Have you heard of these new Martian rocks? SMH white people can never just smoke and chill.
2) "Bro let's pop down to the dispensary and cop some Martian Rocks before they're all sold out!"
3) "Hey homie did you hear about Tommy? Got himself some of those Martian Rocks and totally cashed out last night. RIP buddy, hope the high was worth it."
martian rocks by aliend4wg July 12, 2017
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Martian rock 

This is the "strongest" marijuana you can get. It is 98.2% THC. The bud starts out dipped in hash oil, then dusted with kief then rolled in CBD extract, coated in THC crystals, doused in CO2 oil, smothered in bud butter, sprinkled with green crack , dash of dank dust and given a bath in weed jello.
Amber smoked those Martian Rocks and forgot how to walk afterwords.
Martian rock by Spunkirocko July 11, 2017

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026