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Marquise-itis

A disease originated by Marquise-the-fucked-up-bandido. Diagnosed by doctors, this disease causes people to royally fuck up. #mini sinep
Friend: damn, I just fucked up
Me: you just got Marquise-itis
Marquise-itis by The AAC December 27, 2015
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marquice 

Big Dick, Funny, Popular, Handsome, Innutive, Ambitious, Role model, amazing all around. Everyone envy's him usually very popular and girls love him
Yo I wish I could be as cool as Marquice
Damn how does Marquice get all the girls
marquice by Savage Jones January 19, 2017

marquise 

original handsome young man with a large penis known to be a real funny character. Also great in bed, very intelligent but also lazy. Tongue game official and willing to prove it.
"yo that man Marquise is one of a kind"
marquise by young quise June 11, 2009

marquaze 

Ohh! That’s marquaze he will fuck your girl

Marquise 

A person who is very kind and out going, shy at first but when you get to know him you find out he’s actually a really kind and caring person. He’s always respected and respectful to those around him. And he’s to kind to everyone making him a lovable guy
Did you see Marquise , he just helped the bully turn to a really nice and caring guy.
Marquise by Quise🤟❣️ February 25, 2018

Marquise 

usually someone who makes you easily smile and can brighten up your day just by simply talking to you. an amazing drawer. he is very quiet and shy when first met but after getting to know him he warms up to you and quickly becomes your best friend. he can become a person you easily fall for.
i love marquise he is amazing. <3
Marquise by applejaxx99 October 23, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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