maroon 5

A band of the rock/indie/adult alternative/funk genre. Fronted by Adam Levine. Some of their best hits include 'This Love' and 'Sunday Morning'. Previously known as Karas Flowers.

Person 1: Have you heard Adam Levine's band recently?
Person 2: Yeah, Maroon 5 kick ass!

by Izzikins June 05, 2005

maroon 5

terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.

man, maroon 5 sucks dude
yes, yes they do

by hawkdude56 February 03, 2005

maroon 5

A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans.
Busted-esque is a compliment!
How Hollywood has ruined a generation!

Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?"
Person 2: "Yes, good call."

by Spoon December 08, 2004

maroon 5

A great band in a music industry today where you can get by with talentless guitarists and overwrought whiny emo lyrics (see Taking Back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights, etc.) The band is a blend of rock,pop, and funk. The musicians are all very talented especially lead guitarist Adam Levine. The band has gotten a bad rep because emo kids don't like the happy, upbeat lyrics. Theres no depression or cutting of wrists in Maroon 5's music so why should emo kids care?

Maroon 5 is a great band

by ChewyIsMyCoPilot October 05, 2005

maroon 5

great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers

I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.

by love_music August 24, 2004

maroon 5

Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.

Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!

by Highly Evolved March 29, 2005

maroon 5

a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted

Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")

by Joe Smith 2 August 08, 2007