Definitions by Who’R’You

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze. 

The reward is not worth the effort.

She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze. by Who’R’You August 17, 2022

Straight bottom 

A straight bottom is a heterosexual man who like to be penetrated. He may go for pegging. He may take another man, but he bottoms for the feeling, not for attraction.

Top: I had sex with that guy.
Top’s friend: Really? I didn’t know he was gay.
Top: He’s not. He’s a straight bottom.

Straight bottom by Who’R’You July 12, 2019

Sam Smith 

It’s like elevator music with painfully generic vocals added then released to pop radio stations.

A: I think I just wrote to lamest song ever. It simultaneously makes you want to dunk your head in ice water and go to sleep.
B: No, Sam Smith already did that, he’s even worse than Ed Sheeran.

Sam Smith by Who’R’You July 12, 2019

Maroon 5 

Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.

A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!

Maroon 5 by Who’R’You December 21, 2014