marlboro reds

The best cigarettes money can buy

Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.

by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005

marlboro reds

Marlboro reds are a popular short filtered cigarette with a smooth taste. Relaxes you and when angry helps calm you down.

Marlboro reds are always in demand, that's why can buy them anywhere.

by Rourke April 12, 2008

Marlboro Reds

Truly the best ciggarette out there. Amazing flavor. There's nothing like sitting back, relaxing, and having yourself a marb red. The smoke surrounds you and you get this head rush, it's like a drug and you spend a few minutes in heaven. Good quality, but considered harsh. Only for the real smokers. If you can't handle the marb reds, gtfo.

"Hey, dude. Need a smoke, I'll lend you a newport"

"Nah, man. I don't smoke bitch cigs, marlboro reds all the way"

by Elle Haven October 8, 2008

Marlboro Reds

1. A brand of cigarette originating in the U.S., marketed heavily through identification with idealized, ruggedly-individualistic cowboys inhabiting the wide-open spaces of the American West. 2. The only brand of cigarette I was able to buy in European "tabacs" during a summer as a college exchange student.

1. Me: "Do you like this denim jacket lined with thick fuzzy sheep's wool that I picked up at a thrift store?" Honest friend: "You look like the Marlboro man." Me: "Cool." 2. Me: (entering tobacco shop in Vienna) "Do you have Camel Lights?" Shop clerk: (eyeing my shorts, white sneakers, and baseball cap) "American?" (lays pack of Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: (waving arms, attempting to "draw", then pantomime, a camel, now speaking more loudly): "CAMEL. CAM--" (softly again, as clerk becomes visibly tense) "Camel. Lights." Clerk: (shrugs, reaches for Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: "Wait. Okay. Thank you. DUNK-uh." (I give clerk funny-looking bills, hope it's enough, take cigarrettes, and walk quickly toward the door). Clerk: (with enthusiasm) "BITTE!"

by American Idiot Redux April 17, 2009

marlboro reds

Best cigarette on the market. Gives you an amazing nicotine rush. Word of warning not for beginners or pussy bitches. If you're a beginner smoker smoke lights then work up to reds.

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by RoboticParrot April 4, 2010

marlboro reds

Best Cigarettes in the world
Smooth taste
Easy going down if your used to it
Not for the weak smokers

Not a great starter cigarette

Ref cowboy killers

Person 1: Hey can I bum one? Mine are in the car.
Person 2: You know I don't smoke Marlboro Reds
Person 1: Screw that... Ill be back

by Lyssa Ann January 25, 2011

marlboro reds

Simply the best cigarettes put on Earth. For the people who say "they're too strong", it's not true, it's just because you're TOO WEAK and probably aren't even a real smoker.

#1: Look what I'm smoking (shows pack)
#2: MARLBORO REDS EH?
#1: OF COURSE MAN! WHAT ELSE

by RESTI1 January 11, 2010