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markwise 

a fungi little dude namded marcos...who makes every class interesting and funny.also makes fun of teachers lol.and has a japanese girlfreind that wear thongs yuria...b.k.a chuira.funniest kid i've met this year ....=]!!!!!!!
waYGoOsE is ANoTHEr nICKNAMe fOR maRCOS a.k.a mARKwIsE
markwise by av cool July 20, 2006
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Markeise is the best and he fine. Nobody else name spelled like his either. Markeise is real nice and sweet and he not a cheater he always be nice to his bae he put his bae before everybody.
Markeise Crush: Girl Markeise just hugged me I feel so special.

Her Friend: He prolly like u because he always smiling at u with his fine dimples.
Markeise by Chickhere November 29, 2018
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Hot. & the love of my life. 1/24/2012 was the day everything changed <3
sex love forever I will marry Markise one day.
markise by Kaytay_yo November 6, 2013
A stuck up lil asshole who is also kinda cute in a way that when you have a boyfriend you break up with him just for Markeise he is a bad lil child who has a big dick although sometimes he could act like a big dick.
I would like to be with Markeise
markeise by Bitch.face May 22, 2018
Is a strong and protective person. Super sweet, loving yet aggressive and very affectionate. Fast learners. Full of life. Everyone and anyone wants to love on him
Markise by JojodaBaby November 23, 2021

markeiseyia 

She's doesn't think she's pretty. But she tries everything to keep her head up high. Even when she's close to breaking down infront of everyone. She loves and forgets everybody no matter what you did. All her relationships may have failed but in the end she'll find the right one who loves everything about her because the last boy she dated might have did her wrong but that doesn't mean she can't find no body that's better than him and smells better.
Markeiseyia-A loving and a emotional person
markeiseyia by Been dgg November 20, 2023
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everclear & bepsi
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