Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market 

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

farmer's market fresh 

Another way of saying something is really good.

See also: cool, awesome, sweet, etc.

Your kicks lookin' farmer's market fresh, boy!

Man, I'm feelin' farmer's market fresh right now.

farmer's market fresh by mabou May 12, 2016

Farmer's Market 

A term referring to the highly deviant sexual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner's anus(This style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during anal sex.

It was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so Jason decided to go for the Farmer's Market.

Farmer's Market by Clint Russell September 15, 2008

Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.

Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!

Alabama Farmer's Market by ridespacemountain January 9, 2017

Hugh's Market 

Somewhere you don't go if the FBI is after you.

Kevin Poulsen: "I regret shopping at Hugh's Market."

Hugh's Market by Centauri_AU October 14, 2006

Hiller's Market 

Hell on Earth.

Have you been to Hiller's Market?
No.
Then you're one of the lucky ones, you go there and feel like you're having your soul drained out of you and want to die.

Hiller's Market by Mike423 October 6, 2010

Paddy’s Market 

Personally I’ve only heard my older family members (all Scouse) say this. Not sure on where this variant of the saying originated from but possibly North West England.

It means an area that’s cluttered, or “looks like a bombshell has hit it”.

My ma ripping the house apart on a Saturday afternoon for no reason: IT’S LIKE FUCKIN PADDY’S MARKET IN THIS ROOM!
The one pair of trakky pants sitting on my chair that she’s flipping over:

Paddy’s Market by Worn Forrest September 5, 2022