6 definitions by Worn Forrest

To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers
Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S
by Worn Forrest September 7, 2021
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Term used to describe the art of pulling someone’s hair and dragging them by it.

This is normally a swift and sharp motion that leaves the victim on the floor. There is no required distance someone needs to be pulled to be considered being wigged, but they do need to move from where they originally where.

The word “wig” in this sense does not mean a literal wig (as is also the case with the term “ket wig”), but instead the literal hair.

In some dialects, hair in general can be called a wig.
“Your da sells Christmas lights all year round.”

“Oh shut up with the your da jokes before I wig you one.”
“Your da needs a wig.”
by Worn Forrest April 16, 2022
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Personally I’ve only heard my older family members (all Scouse) say this. Not sure on where this variant of the saying originated from but possibly North West England.

It means an area that’s cluttered, or “looks like a bombshell has hit it”.
My ma ripping the house apart on a Saturday afternoon for no reason: IT’S LIKE FUCKIN PADDY’S MARKET IN THIS ROOM!
The one pair of trakky pants sitting on my chair that she’s flipping over:
by Worn Forrest September 5, 2022
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Scouse slang to describe when you have a lot/too much of something
“Lad, we don’t need bread; we’ve got bread coming out of our arses!”

The noun in this sentence is bread, so (Noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses
by Worn Forrest March 21, 2022
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Normally, a naughty tune is an filthy, grim, ponging song (think something like Absolute by Mr Traumatik), but it can also be used as a joke for that reason. A very simple and/or clean song can be called a naughty tune because it’s the exact opposite
**Teddy Bear’s Picnic by Henry Hall plays**
Naughty tune this…”
by Worn Forrest June 14, 2022
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