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marhtoo is a beautiful girl, very smart, & kind. She is a funny soul & an amazing spirit to be around. She IS THE MOMENT. SHE IS A SKINNY QUEEN/LEGEND. #calmluhfit
wow have you seen marhtoo!!!

Yes she’s so beautiful 🤩
marhtoo by hilol1111111 November 20, 2023
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Usually, the last in a long series of martinis drinked.
*giggle* I think I had tee many martoonis. *hiccup*
martooni by ToonGirl15 March 10, 2004
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A martini with an extremely generous amount of gin (or vodka) and practically nothing else.
A good martooni packs a wallop.
martooni by Rob_H2734 May 24, 2017
Outspoken fat guy who is fond of masturbating at olympic levels using Modem based Internet on everyday basis (especially when his parents leave early for work).
You are such a martoon.

I know this guy, be careful with him, i hear he is a matoon.
martoon by Gay Julius Cesar January 12, 2018
the 4th or 5th martini
bring me another martooni
martooni by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Mahtoodle 

Is a very tedious and tiring person to be around
Hes so annoying what a mahtoodle
Mahtoodle by TRUTHFUL APE November 21, 2019
Someone undesirable, unwelcome or not socially accepted.
Get away from me you martoon!
Martoon by TheLowTaperFade January 14, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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