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manswine by buiscit320 September 12, 2017
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Man Swine Flu
A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
Man Swine Flu by deejayone July 22, 2009
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An awesome person who is emo. Never call her Emo otherwise she will be your worst nightmare. She likes drawing and loves to portray things that happen around her throughout them. She may look like a stereotypical nerd, but don’t let that part of her fool you or you may regret it. She is an awesome friend and if you get a friend like her, you are very lucky. One word of advice is to never to say she’s Emo or she will personally come to your house and stab your heart and put it on the BBQ.