A person who believes that their
Chevy Traverse is a
truck and demands that others call it
truck, when, in fact, it is little more than a minivan.
Adam: I got my wiener stuck in a dude'
s butt yesterday like my
truck gets stuck in the mud.
Ozzie: Get the fuck out here, you vansvestite. Your Traverse isn't a truck, it's a van and you can't make me think otherwise.