manjeev 

often mistaken for cousin of anand. Does a cool eye thing. Bit of a P I M P
Will probs beat up mark at some point. I think he hides swords and knives under his turban.

holy shit he gonna bust a sword outta that turban, watch out mark u big gay

manjeev by Oli December 3, 2004

Manjeet 

Just... Awesome.

Yo guys move aside, it’s Manjeet coming though.

Sikh coming through!

Manjeet by T1DOTM July 25, 2018

The Manjeet Gallop 

The act of clapping your hands then quickly slapping your hands across your chest repeadetly, making a gallop sound.

English class was sorta lame, so we organized 20 people to do the manjeet gallop to piss off the teacher.

The Manjeet Gallop by Manjeet the Almighty February 14, 2009

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules 

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.

I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009

The Manjeet Tugboat  

When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).

guy 1:dude i was so wasted last night so i gave my girl The Manjeet Tugboat
guy 2:sweet

The Manjeet Tugboat by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009

Manjeet Smash  

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.

*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !

Manjeet Smash by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009

Manjeetism

Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.

If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.

Manjeetism by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009