manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia

The insane, irrational fear that someone will steal the dead and flaming animal you were going to have sex with in a small, confined space.

Bill: Why does Tom keep checking the closet? And what IS that smell?

Jim: He's got a bad case of manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia.

Bill: .... The hell?