managerbation 

The act of spending so much time planning and scheduling that you don't actually accomplish anything.

"The project was canned after eight months of managerbation."

managerbation by Jordan Sugarman June 30, 2006

Mangerbating 

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation

Last night I was mangerbating

Mangerbating by Mish da bish May 9, 2014

massagerbation 

The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.

Nothing like getting litty and enjoying massagerbation.
The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.

massagerbation by Grizlytedy December 24, 2018

Mansterbation 

1. Male form of masterbation
2. Jerking off
3. Whacking off
4. Beating it
5. Jacking off

Our police records show that you were arrested yesterday for public mansterbation.

Mansterbation by osiz February 8, 2010