An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than onemale for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.
Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.
A man web is an urban term referencing a man's anus. It is said to have originated during the gay club boom of the 1980's. The term references the spider-like appearance of the wrinkles surrounding the anus.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.