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def: a male who refuses to engage in sexual activity (or anything "too extreme"), even if the female wants to. It's very rare, but his reasons are usually respectable and do not serve to insult a female. He just may be very conservative, religious, or not interested in sex. Man prudes usually have high moral standards and consider such activities to be disgusting, immature, and shameful.

usage: either as a
1. noun
2. adjective
What a man prude!
man prude by urbanization December 29, 2008
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When a total Hottie (hot cute boy) just WON'T put out. EVER!! Even if the girl is WAY CUTE! Man prudes are VERY RARE. (Considering most men would jump anyone or anything that walks). Maybe 1: in 6,000,000. A Man Prude is VERY BAD for a Womens EGO.
Nike M. is a total babe hottie and could be having the time of his life, under the covers, with a very cute girl with big boobs, who thinks he is cool, and can get any man on the planet. Nike M, for no good reason, turned her down. WTF??? Nike M. IS A MAN PRUDE!!!!
man prude by Emma Cacksacker July 18, 2007
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When a woman does things with a man...but a man never "repays" the woman.
John was being man prude with me last night.
man prude by Jess March 14, 2004

Prude Man-Whore 

A guy that goes out with every girl, but never does anything with them.
Akin to the definition "prude slut"
That Nick guy gets with every girl imaginable, from slut-whore to nuns, but never does anything with anyone. He's such a Prude Man-Whore.

Man pride 

pride specifically having to do with being a man. This frequently results in the exaggeration of a activities relating to being strong, sexually active, or otherwise "manly"
Man1: Jim told me he had sex with 8 girls last night!
Man2: That's just his man pride talking.
Man pride by Jane West November 6, 2008

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026