The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"