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man dump 

The act (or physical remnants from the act of) taking a large and masculine defication, or shit.
Whoa, I'll be right back, I gotta take a man dump.
man dump by Alias X Beoulve August 4, 2006
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new man dump 

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."
After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.
new man dump by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021

man dumpling 

A dumpling of a man. Very hot. Must have aaaaaaaaaaaabz, no flaaaaaaaaabz. Admired by teenage girls. Occupation: gym teacher, life guard, or other job that requires maximum degree of hotness.

Dead Man's Dumpster Diving 

DMDD - Dead Man's Dumpster Diving
My next neighbor died a few weeks ago, so workers are cleaning out his house, throwing a lot of good stuff into a dumpster in his driveway. I've been making numerous clandestine (so my wife doesn't know) Dead Man's Dumpster Diving visits to get some nice things out of the dumpster.

Dumpster Man

A man who lives in a dumpster behind the dollar tree. He is known to be horny 99% of the time, he worships Ron Jeremy, and often uses little to no self control.
"Dude I just saw a guy jerking off in the dumpster behind the Dollar Store! I think he was watching Ron Jeremy!"

"That was probably just Dumpster Man."
Dumpster Man by Dumpster Man January 26, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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