A man is formally or informally given a man card upon reaching the age of 18. Although
one can have said card removed by his fellow man, it can also be earned back by doing
something extremely manly. Said act should
equal twice the amount of man points initially taken when man card ownership was removed, therefore climbing out of negative man points back into positive points.
Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a man card has the ability to win
one argument with either his
girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as long as their relationship stands.
Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of
will and body.
Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed
non-manly.
Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.
