A
man is formally or informally given a
man card upon reaching the age of
18. Although one can have said card removed by his fellow
man, it can also be earned back by doing something extremely manly. Said act should equal twice the amount of man points initially taken when
man card ownership was removed, therefore climbing out of negative man points back into positive points.
Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a
man card has the ability to win one argument with either his girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as
long as their relationship stands.
Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of
will and body.
Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed non-manly.
Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his
man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.
