man bling

any stuff which a man considers valuable

man bling: noun: car stuff, tools, computer stuff

by chief wahoo December 26, 2005

Poor Man's Bling

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.

1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."

by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010

Dead Man’s Bling

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member

Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018

Being a man

Choosing the irrational option of a task.

"Do you want be to deep fry the turkey this year?"
"Nah I'm being a man, I'm gonna grill it."

by FonzieButt November 17, 2011

Being a MAN

Is doing whatever ANOTHER MAN says... Even if he's a retard... OR ELSE!

Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

Being a man

Oh YUP! Scoop it all in to you breeder incest cult bullshit.

Hym "You are not better thing society by doing your incest cult and you can't maintain that being a man has social modifiers if sex and gender are the same. Being a man is either having a dick OR it's NOT THAT."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

manblingo

An extra large penis with bling bling. Such as piercings or cock ring.
mandingo

* girl pulls down his pants and sees a huge cock with piercings. "Wow you got a manblingo!"

by Poonj March 19, 2016