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Mamed is an amazing young handsome motherfucker. He thinks he has diplomatic immunity no matter what he does. All girls fall in love with his 1cm thick glasses and his Gucci merch. He thinks he can get all the bitches in the world, but he wears a wife-beater. He is slightly homosexual, but only like 4%. He thinks he's awesome because he has a driver from Baku that can drive on 2 wheels. He thinks he can buy the IB at the same price he buys his Gucci jogging hose. He has a huge dick and thinks he's awesome when he is high.

Overall, Mamed is an awesome guy with very little manners and respect, but he is still an awesome Caucasian/Arab/Asian lad.
Bob: "Look at this crazy motherfucker, I wanna be like him"
John: "Yes, he is awesome"
Bob: "What's his name? He looks cool asf"
John: "Don't you know? His name is Mamed, he is a legend"
Bob: "Oh shit, that makes sense now!"
Mamed by AISKnights2019 January 14, 2019
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To have made a meme but butchered the format.
When searching reddit by new.

"These are all mamed"
Mamed by Abrius May 6, 2021
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A beautiful angel
born to be a beautiful samrt perosn who makes everyones day perfect
"Maedeh makes my day better."
Maedeh by noisyman May 8, 2010
A sexy girl that will take you man has a {soft ass}nickname {kedz] ,ratchet girl who has a resting bitch face and not to be messed with.If she chats to you on a daily consider yourselves lucky cause its hard to get into her friendship circle .Makeda's have the most beautiful smile that attracts boys she has the best fashion sense . a lovable girl with a curvy body . And every man she had comes running back to her.
"CHEEEEEEEEZE is dat your ting yh {makeda} and dat WOOOII" "Nahhh {makeda}span your jaw fam"
makeda by okbuuuuuut..youstink February 13, 2019
Pepper-sprayed. Attacked with Mace spray. Mace is the commercial name of a "self-defence" (or rather attack) spray, used here as a verb.
"I got maced for no reason, I couln't see and breath".

"Pulling each other's hair and macing constitute typical woman fight moves".
Maced by Murkymo May 30, 2017
A lovely girl who is kind and beautiful with brown sliky hair and good fashion sense who sometimes gets a little snappy at you but doesn’t mean it .Shes typical into art and likes Cool music and has good grades and is very creative . She acts like a bit of a weirdo with her close friends sometimes but it’s all jokes.
Person 1 : “I was having a bit of a bad day but then I saw majeda .shes so cool ,I wish I was like her ”.
Person 2: “ guess she’s pretty cool and all but she a bit of a werido with some people ,i like her tho “
Majeda by Lil giddz November 22, 2018
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