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Malykki- noun.

If you know a malykki you are very lucky. The Malykkis are a very rare breed that are often very secluded to their rooms watching porn and playing video games. You can easily spot them at bars always talking and wearing clothes that are too small for them. If you are having troubles finding one just make a homemade trap by using alcohol and marijuana as the bait. But If you get to be friends with a malykki you are very lucky, because they will always have your back.
Hey “malykki” pass that joint already, It’s been five minutes!
malykki by Fractal jamz February 27, 2021
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A very unique name no one has but me!

This is seriously my name and I have found no one with it!
Hello Malyki
malyki by Malyki August 5, 2021
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Random! Outgoing, Crazy, Angry,
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malykhi by Hajahzb May 14, 2018
Malakki is lame fun and all together rude if your a Malakki your either a Virgo, Scorpio, Cancer,Pisces,Gemini,Aries Or Leo for complicated reasons.
Malakki attends to cuss alot or just dont seem to get along alot with but he likes to hang alot but just watch his attitude it can be frightning at times.
Malakki by YAKKKO August 15, 2022
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