maksymiak

A Ukranian eskimo living in Canada. The maksymiak tribe crossed the Atlantic ocean in hand-made boats held together with logie (see logie definition).

The maksymiak was very proficient at clubbing baby seals.

maksymiak by Testicleez July 27, 2006

Maksymilian 

He is the best person in the world. He likes to kill people but can also be a good person. Really strong and sexy asf...

Maksymilian is the best

Maksymilian by Mr u dnt know May 10, 2018

Maksymilian 

The Slavic version of "Maximilian". Same virtues and skills, but blond and blue-eyed.

He's Maksymilian. Bad ass MOFO. Drinks vodka like a fish and the Moscow mafia don't mess with him.

Maksymilian by Virtual Jesus February 6, 2010

Maksymilian 

Maksymilian is usually a big strong sexy man with a large penis, who originates from Poland and has blonde hair and blue eyes.

Oh my god, it's Malksymilian! My panties are getting so wet!

-Any girl Maksymilian walks past

Maksymilian by JensenIsGay November 2, 2019

Maksymilian 

A Polish boy with an abnormally large penis which will tear through your anus and beg for mercy. His penis is rumored to have cracked most cheap safes and it has enough force to Kill a baby hippo. Hence the term "once you go maksymilian you will need a [seat cushion} for the rest of your days"

Wow Maksymilian almost broke apart my butthole last night!

Maksymilian by aloeolaaas October 7, 2019

Maksymilian 

Maksymilian is the most adorable person in the world. He is nice, charismatic, carrying, heartfull, smartest und lovely person in the world. He maybe seems shy in the beginning but if you know him better you would see all of these beautiful sides on him. Maksymilian or in the short form Maks is the best friend you could ever have by your side. His beautiful personality matches with his extremely beautiful blue-green eyes you ever seen. You would feel like the luckiest person if you have an Maksymilian by you, which always listen to your problems, help you to feel better, find an solution and stands by your side, who always makes you laugh, even if the jokes are special and not like others, but he‘s laugh, his eyes and his smile are shining all other the world and make everyone in the area smile too. I fell like the luckiest person on these whole planet, because I have him by my side and call him my bebiii, because he is my cute, funny, nice, intelligent person I ever met and the perfect guy for the rest of my life, the love of my life. Because of this I would never let him go, never ever ever. Always keep your Maksymilian save, they‘re rare and extremely special. My bebiii

The most unique person you could met in your whole life is Maksymilian

Maksymilian by E.x03 February 19, 2022

Maksymilijan kuligowski 

Maksymilijan kuligowski is a sexy man however he can be quite the dickhead. He makes people feel loved and then leaves them out of nowhere. He enjoys hurting people especially the people who care about him most. He will break your heart so don't trust this guy! Stay away from the maks 😂

Maksymilijan kuligowski is a piece of poo

Maksymilijan kuligowski by Crazybitch2.0 June 28, 2022