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makeoutage

A combination of the words makeout and outage meaning a lack of makeout opportunity. When one has gone a significant amount of time without kissing.
Mary had a little man.
This man was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
that man was sure to go.
Until one day he got sick and tired
and he left Mary in the meadow.
Then she cried and cried and suffered from makeoutage.
makeoutage by Haileigh December 9, 2008
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Makeoutable

A girl that isnt hot but you would make out with her.
Guy 1: That girl is kinda cute.
Guy 2: I wouldnt date her.
Guy 1: Yeah but shes very makeoutable
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makeoutrape 

v. to force someone to make out with you, through the use of physical force, excessive alcohol, etc.
Person 1: Dude, Adam is such a makeoutrapist. That sophomore last night was so drunk she could barely stand up, she pissed all over the bathroom. He totally tried to makeoutrape her.
Person 2: What a loser. If he was cool, he could get sober girls to make out with him, and wouldn't have to makeoutrape defenseless little girls.
makeoutrape by K80 May 16, 2003

Makeoutable

The state of something that you can/would like to make out with (especially the lips).
Person in Relationship: Damn baby, your lips are so soft, hot, and makeoutable.
Other Person in Relationship: Aw thanks babe!
Makeoutable by anxiousbean July 12, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026