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makeoutage

A combination of the words makeout and outage meaning a lack of makeout opportunity. When one has gone a significant amount of time without kissing.
Mary had a little man.
This man was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
that man was sure to go.
Until one day he got sick and tired
and he left Mary in the meadow.
Then she cried and cried and suffered from makeoutage.
makeoutage by Haileigh December 9, 2008
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Makeoutable

A girl that isnt hot but you would make out with her.
Guy 1: That girl is kinda cute.
Guy 2: I wouldnt date her.
Guy 1: Yeah but shes very makeoutable

makeoutrape 

v. to force someone to make out with you, through the use of physical force, excessive alcohol, etc.
Person 1: Dude, Adam is such a makeoutrapist. That sophomore last night was so drunk she could barely stand up, she pissed all over the bathroom. He totally tried to makeoutrape her.
Person 2: What a loser. If he was cool, he could get sober girls to make out with him, and wouldn't have to makeoutrape defenseless little girls.
makeoutrape by K80 May 16, 2003

Makeoutable

The state of something that you can/would like to make out with (especially the lips).
Person in Relationship: Damn baby, your lips are so soft, hot, and makeoutable.
Other Person in Relationship: Aw thanks babe!
Makeoutable by anxiousbean July 12, 2016
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