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makeoutage

A combination of the words makeout and outage meaning a lack of makeout opportunity. When one has gone a significant amount of time without kissing.
Mary had a little man.
This man was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
that man was sure to go.
Until one day he got sick and tired
and he left Mary in the meadow.
Then she cried and cried and suffered from makeoutage.
makeoutage by Haileigh December 9, 2008
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Makeoutable

A girl that isnt hot but you would make out with her.
Guy 1: That girl is kinda cute.
Guy 2: I wouldnt date her.
Guy 1: Yeah but shes very makeoutable

makeoutrape 

v. to force someone to make out with you, through the use of physical force, excessive alcohol, etc.
Person 1: Dude, Adam is such a makeoutrapist. That sophomore last night was so drunk she could barely stand up, she pissed all over the bathroom. He totally tried to makeoutrape her.
Person 2: What a loser. If he was cool, he could get sober girls to make out with him, and wouldn't have to makeoutrape defenseless little girls.
makeoutrape by K80 May 16, 2003

Makeoutable

The state of something that you can/would like to make out with (especially the lips).
Person in Relationship: Damn baby, your lips are so soft, hot, and makeoutable.
Other Person in Relationship: Aw thanks babe!
Makeoutable by anxiousbean July 12, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026