Right after your ass fucking someone you pull your dick out and lay your balls on their gapping asshole.
Mark came home to Manahawkin opened the door to find the Manahawkin Manhole Cover happening in his bedroom right when his friend was covering his girlfriends ass with his balls
Manahawkin aka Manajauna (because most of the kids there smoke) is a decent town minus the BHW kids who think they are entilted because they’re ALMOST rich (stop acting like you live on the island cause you don’t cause you’re not rich enough). OA is not scum it is actually very nice and yes that is where you can find weed. All the kids at Southern know how to do is smoke, drink, and eat (specifically wawa). When we’re not doing that we’re on the island or just driving to get out of our suburban neighborhoods.
Halle: I can't wait to get drunk tonight!
Keith: No way in fuckin' hell bitch.
Halle: You're such a fucking mamahawk
Keith: What the fuck...
Tony: Dude I'm going to get so fucking high.
Bill: Don't you have work in an hour...
Tony: Yeah, so?
Bill: Maybe you should do it after work.
Tony: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MAMAHAWK
Its the small town you drive through to get to Long Beach Island. This town has one of the biggest high schools around. We hangout at applebee's, applebees was the best place and only place to hangout for half off apps. Lots of memories held there oh and we shop at Walmart, We know the people who live around us. Its a family town and its not a tourist attraction. But we do have a Holiday Inn, the only time they have business is if someone has a cheap wedding reception in one of the rooms. And we dont have gays in this place:(
We go to the movies and wawa and most of us smoke. if youdon't live ceder run you live in BHW and if you don't live in either of those places you are the scum of OA. theres a shit load of drama and we hate bennys. and barnaget (barnaghetto is our arch nemesis)
dude one: yo man where can we get weed? baraghettO?
dude 2 noo man manahawkin os where its at
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.