mainscheme

A misreading of "mainstream" used by Boomer comedian too-scared-to-show-his-face Gary Orsum in a video attacking the much better comedian and political commentator friendly jordies.

Orsum: why do you believe everything the main scheme media tells you?

Jordies: here's the number for the reading writing hotline, it'll help you to read your own script. Would you also like the number for alcoholics anymous or a plastic surgeon so you can show your face on camera?

Boomer: that's so mainscheme
Millenial: OK Boomer.

by Jordiesbordies January 15, 2020

mainscene

When the music you listen to isn't mainstream, meaning played on the radio and the vh1/mtv countdowns but not scene, meaning they have a very tight fan base.

Bands like All Time Low, Cobra Starship, etc.

Hey, let's go to the atl conecert.

--Nah, that's too mainstream to me.

No, they're mainscene.

by irrevocably-roo April 18, 2009

Manschmellows

When I guy has his back to a fire (camp fire preferably) and he is slightly bent forward and the old hairy man fruit heats up enough to create a bit of a odour of the mix of marshmallows and pubes 😂

Dude you need to move away from that fire, I smell manschmellows

by Vman72 August 17, 2018

mascheme

meaning bogus or wrong

If somebody’s scheming on you, that’s mascheme.

You fucked my bitch, that’s mascheme!

by Maschemesav November 11, 2019