magic sand 

the miraculous, strange glue that is created when cum mixes with shower or bath water. This is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth's scientists.

man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"

magic sand by badger winnet September 8, 2016

Magicland 

N.-Mystical area in an online game that a player can access by use of a glitch, or a normal location that an unseen player comes from. Most often used as an answer to a question of location that you do not feel like thinking about. Some noted Magiclands are the areas under the maps Castle and Roundhouse on Call of Duty: World at War.

Dave: "Where did that guy kill me from?"
Bob: "Magicland."

Magicland by whathavidone January 16, 2009

magicland 

a strange parallel universe similar to ours except fucked up
it is amazing a hallucination is our world and magicland fusing

tripper: lol im going to magicland now
friend:you have to stop taking LSD you will fuck yourself up

magicland by shepherdofyou July 1, 2011

magicandstunts 

the hottest and sexist magician in the whole wide world i want u so bad pls marry me

“hey did you see magicandstunts’s show yesterday”

“yeah, he hot af”

magicandstunts by chivez February 12, 2025