maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009

maggotmuffin

somebody who is new to something, but now just new, someone who is new and is a loser who doesnt know anything

"omg ew new school year, new maggotmuffins"

by frankyoooo May 21, 2007