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maggie moons

A mission in which you press your bare ass up against the window of your local Maggie Moo's, stunning the employees, then jump in a car as your friend quickly drives off.
Contarlo, Operation "Maggie Moons" was a success tonight!
maggie moons by Steven R. November 22, 2007

maggie moos 

best place to eat ice cream in the world... well, at least in Puerto Rico :)
P1: Hey, where do you wanna go eat dessert?
P2: Let's go to Maggie Moos... IT'S THE BEST!!
maggie moos by oolalaaa April 15, 2009

Maggie Moose 

When you stick ice cream up your butt and let it slowly melt into somebody's mouth, as they drink it.
Dude! I saw these two hammered chicks in a parking lot, and one of them was giving the other a Maggie Moose
Maggie Moose by jsc7911 December 9, 2008

meggie moo 

The weirdest girl you will ever meet. Usually has freckles. She can talk like stitch again weird!!
Omg is that Meggie moo I heard she can talk like stitch
meggie moo by Youdontknowme555999111 September 8, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026