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madison wise 

She's a Blond Girl With glasses tipicly in loved with anime and Shes also into hardcore Shit like boys, she acts like a tomboy, She's cute, a bit stupid at times but she makes that up by showing her respect, no one notices her except the Low Lifed Kids. But mainly and most interesting of all she's the cooliest Female friend you could have besides that other ghetto popular girl at that school

God the ghetto girls are bitches

But she's like my warm soup and medium sized seat... it's all JUST Right
Hey madison wise want to do some fun Boyish Shit mah nigga even tho u is White Blond Girl
Madison Wise: umm... Fuck Yea I would Like to Do Boyish Things because am Madison's wise and I might have Huger Cock Than You will ever have You male human

Human Friend of madison: ok your cock is probably not that bad but my ...
Madison wise: am sorry but my balls are also Bigger and Has Tastyer Semen than your Human Pesent
Friend that's not to sure about his actions: ...

Big Dick and big balls Madison wise: sure lets go play some basket ball :)
Friend: ... (mid way of saying Ok) oh-ka
Madison: I'll rapture your little boy Pussy with my massive bear cock
Friend who's about to get raped: sounds good :)
Madison: ok but let's play some basket ball :)
Friend: :)
Madison: :)
Friend: :)
Black friend: :)
Madison and Friend: FUQ YOU NIGGER
Black friend : I love you all and feel excepted Hey Madison may i suck your Massive bear cock I'll let you put it in daddy master slave Senpie

Madison: ;) give me the Sucky Suck
madison wise by Supa Nazi August 13, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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