made of wood

Something that makes one board ie made of wood such as jury duty.

He was so made of wood at jury duty that branches started to sprout.

made of wood by Marcus Ronaldi January 13, 2006

Oh Brother, He's Made of Wood. 

A phrase used to articulate feelings of immense loathing of someone that is known for unintelligent or troublesome actions. The phrase being used when a particular action comes into play. Usually followed by a facepalm.

Origin: First used in season 4 of "Futurama", episode 68 - "Obsoletely Fabulous". Bender, because of his new found hatred for advanced technology, has had a downgrade, making him a wooden, steam-powered robot. Bender enters the scene and Leela immediately exclaims "Oh brother, he's made of wood."

Leroy: "Is that Clyde over there?"

Jeff: "Dammit, I think so. What's he up to this time?"

Clyde: "Hey Jeff! Check it out! I found this guy down at the hospital on 42nd street! He seems pretty cool! Check out his cool bracelet!"

Leroy: "Isn't that 'hospital' a personal care home for the mentally ill?"

Jeff: "Oh brother, he's made of wood."

Oh Brother, He's Made of Wood. by Colt Guthrie July 10, 2010