The feeling of your sanity slipping that you get when you help someone make a plan to move forward in one direction, they agree, and then they revert to an old process and expect new results.
After we discussed the plan, I found that everything that was discussed was ignored, as if nothing had been discussed at all. It was maddening.
by Kudorific April 20, 2023
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Life can be maddening when things don't go the way you want them to!
Why does the situation have to be like this, how come things sometimes dont go the way you want them to. maddening predicaments.
by private name, last def, WoRd December 3, 2009
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When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.
"I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden."
by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 30, 2021
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Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
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Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.
Madden is so nice

I’m going to ask out madden

Madden looks good today
by Jules223 January 29, 2018
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A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

The reason some girls don't get any sex.

"So did you finally get some last night?"
"No he wanted to play stupid madden!"
by Bunnyball December 22, 2006
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