Mad dick

A bothersome act or event

Jake: Hey man can I get my scooter back
Bill: nah yo it’s gone
Jake: mad dick yo, lemme get some money for it
Bill:mad dick nah
Jake: bro what do you had the scooter mad dick
Bill:

Mad dick by the mystery nigga August 26, 2021

sucking mad dick 

sucking mad dick

1. When someone says some shit that just doesn't make any sense
2. when someone says something that just aint happening.

1.

James: Yo have you ever watched porn before?
Terrell: yea nigga that shit was wack.
James: what?! nigga you sucking mad dick.

2.

Deshawn: Yo my 76ers gon take it next year.
Tyrese: what nigga? you sucking mad dick.

sucking mad dick by SavShitOnly May 20, 2016

dick sucking mad 

When a person or persons make other people so mad that they suck dick ferociously.

Man did you see Michelle last nite? Nah why?
Cuz she was dick sucking mad? Damn!!!

dick sucking mad by RusselBrandenburger September 10, 2020

Dick hard mad 

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

Dick hard mad by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 27, 2022

Dick Sucking Mad 

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.

"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."

Dick Sucking Mad by RealSkuff April 4, 2024

Dick Sucking Mad 

When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.

Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!

Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”

Friend: *starts sucking dick

“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”

Dick Sucking Mad by RealSkuff June 18, 2024

mad dicks 

A baker's dozen of dicks. No more, no less.

Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.

"I JUST WANNA SUCK MAD DICKS TONIGHT. Do you happen to have twelve friends?"

mad dicks by Beau Shuda October 21, 2011