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macklemored

When your hair dresser fucks up and cuts your hair so that you end up looking like Macklemore.
“Dude! What the hell happened to your head!? “

“I got Macklemored”.

Macklehorny 

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.
If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.
Macklehorny by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

Macklemorality

Hipster ethics, backed up by Macklemore lyrics.
Equality, Pseudo-Sobriety, and Thrift are the three pillars of Macklemorality.
Macklemorality by macklemoralist September 16, 2013

mackermoo 

mackermoo is a term used for someone who always wins, pwns hardcore noobs, gets all the girls and gets more ass than a toilet seat. contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with cows. Its also the gamertag of this guy i faced on xbox....i still have nightmares about that match
Did you hear about how hank made out with three different girls yesterday?

yea hes such a mackermoo
mackermoo by the kid in the back January 21, 2011

Muckleboob

The definition of muckleboob is big idiot. The word itself is defined by combining Muckle which is an ancient scottish word meaning "Large amount" and boob, which is a dullard, oaf, or useless person. It can also be used to describe a disasterous outcome.
Personal Description: That guy is a real Muckleboob

Outcome: This job should have been easy, but now it's a real Muckleboob.
Muckleboob by Hong_Kong_Phooley December 13, 2012

macklemouth 

having a mouth like Macklemore. overall a wide apendage, having full beige lips that blend back into the face
Chris Pine has a macklemouth, and so does Macklemore
macklemouth by pretz March 25, 2013