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A person who loves Mac Miller and his music.
Guy #1: Bro you go to Mac Miller's concert last night?
Guy #2: Hell yea dude, you know I'm a Machead!
Machead by Nwscott June 29, 2016
pronounced MAK-hed

n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with Apple computers; or Macs.
If you have one or more Apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.
machead by Graham T C February 11, 2006
A true Apple/Mac user.

Note: Different from a Mac Fanboy/girl who buys apple products like a sheep. Macheads don't even acknowledge Intel based Macs, and pray for the day Apple moves back the the superior PPC architecture or introduces an ARM based Mac.
Apple fan boys/girls make us true Apple fans, the Macheads look bad.
Machead by bigApplemac September 15, 2011

wannabe Machead 

Someone who has a PC and wants to have a Mac, so they try to make their PC more Mac-like by changing the preferences/
April: Mac's are awesome!
Brandon: I want a Mac!
(changes preferences so that his PC has a Dock instead of a task bar)
April: Brandon, you're such a wannabe Machead
wannabe Machead by Mac_Luv April 9, 2010
Noun

Slang term for a person who soups up or customizes Apple computers.
That machead made my old desktop wok as fast as a new machine.

The machead maxed out the RAM on my Mac.
machead by Cap'n do-rag September 20, 2009
A dirogitary term used as a way to insult poor computer and poor programming skills skills, silly YouTube videos and a homosexual tone of voice.
The power button terns the computer you machead
machead by jeanJeanJean June 11, 2009
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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