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Somebody obsessed with Macintosh Computers and all things related to apple.
Wow, what a total mac head! Does he really need that many iAccessories for his iLife to be complete?
mac head by drujon October 15, 2006
Words you can keep
A person who loves Mac Miller and his music.
Guy #1: Bro you go to Mac Miller's concert last night?
Guy #2: Hell yea dude, you know I'm a Machead!
Machead by Nwscott June 29, 2016
pronounced MAK-hed

n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with Apple computers; or Macs.
If you have one or more Apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.
machead by Graham T C February 11, 2006
A true Apple/Mac user.

Note: Different from a Mac Fanboy/girl who buys apple products like a sheep. Macheads don't even acknowledge Intel based Macs, and pray for the day Apple moves back the the superior PPC architecture or introduces an ARM based Mac.
Apple fan boys/girls make us true Apple fans, the Macheads look bad.
Machead by bigApplemac September 15, 2011

wannabe Machead 

Someone who has a PC and wants to have a Mac, so they try to make their PC more Mac-like by changing the preferences/
April: Mac's are awesome!
Brandon: I want a Mac!
(changes preferences so that his PC has a Dock instead of a task bar)
April: Brandon, you're such a wannabe Machead
wannabe Machead by Mac_Luv April 9, 2010
Noun

Slang term for a person who soups up or customizes Apple computers.
That machead made my old desktop wok as fast as a new machine.

The machead maxed out the RAM on my Mac.
machead by Cap'n do-rag September 20, 2009
A dirogitary term used as a way to insult poor computer and poor programming skills skills, silly YouTube videos and a homosexual tone of voice.
machead by jeanJeanJean June 11, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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