LWP

Little White Pussy

"Have you ever had LWP?"
"Yeah, I like white girls."

by LWP Bitch! June 7, 2019

lwp

Laughing with passion. An alternative to straining your fingers typing 'hahahahahahahahahahaha' after hearing something incredibly funny.

Bob: I have little balls.
Stupid Person: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bob: I have little balls.
Smart Person: lwp!

by Fruit is gross. September 4, 2005

Lwpmao

"Laughing while pooping my ass off"

An extension of LMAO (laughing my ass off), to be used literally while on the shitter and something makes you laugh, or figuratively whenever you'd like.

Ron: "Yo man, what's up?"

Harry: "Takin' a dump."

Ron: "Aight, well when yo.....HAHAHA, dude, Hermione just tripped Malfoy and he fell down the stairs and pissed himself!!!"

Harry: "Lwpmao"

by Cason Bank August 10, 2017