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The opposite of delusional, you know something and you are not imagining it, or convincing yourself.
“Shes lusional, shes not delusional.”
lusional by Luna✨ November 1, 2023
Meaning the opposite of delusional, very sane and well minded.
That person is really lusional and has his shit together.
Lusional by Doctor Seus March 29, 2025
The opposite of delusional; When you know something for sure, and aren’t just making it up or imagining it.
He does like me, im very lusional.
Lusional by jizzy jaz April 26, 2025

Web M.D.-lusional 

adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.
Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.
Web M.D.-lusional by clarke paley December 4, 2010

Duo-lusional 

(Adv.)
A term that describes two delusional friends called Bashar and Omar. Any two delusional people cannot be called duo-lusional, unless they are Bashar and Omar specifically.
Person 1: “Yesterday I saw Bashar and Omar.”
Person 2: “Do you mean duo-lusional?”
Person 1:
Duo-lusional by Not Duo-lusional August 4, 2023

Lusionality 

Your insane at everything and are certainly not a bot or a trashbag
I was playing fortnite when I reliased I had lusionality
Lusionality by Notdmatthew April 26, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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