Duo-lusional 

(Adv.)
A term that describes two delusional friends called Bashar and Omar. Any two delusional people cannot be called duo-lusional, unless they are Bashar and Omar specifically.

Person 1: “Yesterday I saw Bashar and Omar.”
Person 2: “Do you mean duo-lusional?”
Person 1:

Duo-lusional by Not Duo-lusional August 4, 2023

duhlusional 

The state of being stupid while deluded

Even though she has no time to take care of her own kids she is duhlusional enough to call herself a good mother.

duhlusional by etabta June 13, 2011

dolusional 

characterised by holding idiosyncratic beliefs or impressions similar to those held by Roger Hill "Dollar Bill", that are contradicted by reality or rational argument, typically a symptom of mental disorder.

You seriously think you can out drive Rory McIlroy, you are dolusional!

dolusional by urbanauthor2020 February 21, 2020

Duhlusional 

Hybrid of the words Duh (an expression used to indicate something obvious and or not very smart) and the word Delusional (a person whose point of view is not based in reality or a state of mind where the same is true.)

The Democrats are Duhlusional when it comes to their desire for socialism in America.

Duhlusional by DoTheVooDew October 6, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016